SANTA’S GONE CENTRO: CLAUS
Here, we tell the tale of, “What if fat, old, jolly St. Nick upgraded from his wooden, elf-made, phone to the new Palm Centro? He'd probably become a whole lot cooler and DJ chimney-top parties, get hired as a pitchman for an environmentally-friendly sleigh, and spread holiday merriment via "medicinal" mistletoe.
Yes this is from a time when Palm was a thing.*
*Aw, my first TV campaign. I think it holds up pretty darn well (and so does most of my immediate family. YOU HAVE NO TASTE, UNCLE BOB).