100% Real Mom-Made Cross-Stitch, $99.99.

The Mattress Wallet, $33.

A side project, Steve Cullen, and I created to save the world economy. When you can’t trust banks, and your mattress at home is too big to fit in your pocket, there’s only one solution: The Mattress Wallet.

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